Status1: I'm mobile
Lasa ca o sa am si eu net pe pc
Status2:In ultimul timp nu conteaza varsta. Conteaza cati centimetri ai in pl.!
Status3: Fac sex! Dati clik pe webcam
Status4:Te-ai spalat pe dinti aseara sau trebuie sa vin dupa tine cu peria de radacini ?"
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vineri, 28 septembrie 2007
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Statusuri Belea II
Status1. Angajez telepat. Stiti unde sa va adresati.
Status 2. La ce bun fericirea? Nu poate sa-ti faca rost de bani.
Status 3. In fiecare dimineata ma uit la topul celor mai bogati oameni ai lumii......daca nu sunt acolo, plec la munca
Status 4. In deplasare la Wecinul Costica
Status 5. Error, this person should be in the invisibile mode. Please restart your computer and contact yahoo at messenger@yahoo.com
Status 6. Mai bine sa te stii dispretuit decat sa fii lingusit in timp ce esti dispretuit
Status 7. New Status Message...
Status 8. I'm very very very happy! Nu deranjati fericirea
Status9. chestia haioasa la acest status este ca, in momentul in care realizezi ca acest text este fara sens, este prea tarziu pentru a te opri din citit
Status 10. There are two kind of persons:who like me and who can go to hell
Status 2. La ce bun fericirea? Nu poate sa-ti faca rost de bani.
Status 3. In fiecare dimineata ma uit la topul celor mai bogati oameni ai lumii......daca nu sunt acolo, plec la munca
Status 4. In deplasare la Wecinul Costica
Status 5. Error, this person should be in the invisibile mode. Please restart your computer and contact yahoo at messenger@yahoo.com
Status 6. Mai bine sa te stii dispretuit decat sa fii lingusit in timp ce esti dispretuit
Status 7. New Status Message...
Status 8. I'm very very very happy! Nu deranjati fericirea
Status9. chestia haioasa la acest status este ca, in momentul in care realizezi ca acest text este fara sens, este prea tarziu pentru a te opri din citit
Status 10. There are two kind of persons:who like me and who can go to hell
Statusuri Belea
Status1. Ma dau cu sania in congelator DND !
Status 2. Ma scarpin la oo nu ma deranja ca poate ma sperii si le sparg !
Status 3. Caut asasin platit cu tarife modice!
Status 4. Ma plimb cu compu pe strada
Status 5. Vand cavou din sticla, cu 2 termopane si usa metalica blindata.Astept oferte.Rog seriozitate.Nr 8989989
Status 6. Opinia mea nu conteaza...asa ca nu mi-o bag
Status 7. Sunt aici, nu am cu ce imi ocupa timpul, dar vreau sa par important scriind DND sau BUSY
Status 8. Dati un beep daca nu vreti mare lucru..doar sa ma salutati,2 beepuri daca poate vreti ceva, 3 beepuri daca chiar vreti ceva,4 beepuri daca intradevar vreti ceva, 5 beepuri daca sunteti absolut siguri ca vreti ceva, 6 beepuri si mi se termina bateria, ca dorm ca porcu si nu aud telefonul.Muhahaha
Status 9. Ca sa ĂŽntelegi ca esti prost trebuie totusĂŽ sa-ti mearga mintea
Status 10. Am draci....caut exorcist.
Status 2. Ma scarpin la oo nu ma deranja ca poate ma sperii si le sparg !
Status 3. Caut asasin platit cu tarife modice!
Status 4. Ma plimb cu compu pe strada
Status 5. Vand cavou din sticla, cu 2 termopane si usa metalica blindata.Astept oferte.Rog seriozitate.Nr 8989989
Status 6. Opinia mea nu conteaza...asa ca nu mi-o bag
Status 7. Sunt aici, nu am cu ce imi ocupa timpul, dar vreau sa par important scriind DND sau BUSY
Status 8. Dati un beep daca nu vreti mare lucru..doar sa ma salutati,2 beepuri daca poate vreti ceva, 3 beepuri daca chiar vreti ceva,4 beepuri daca intradevar vreti ceva, 5 beepuri daca sunteti absolut siguri ca vreti ceva, 6 beepuri si mi se termina bateria, ca dorm ca porcu si nu aud telefonul.Muhahaha
Status 9. Ca sa ĂŽntelegi ca esti prost trebuie totusĂŽ sa-ti mearga mintea
Status 10. Am draci....caut exorcist.
Statusuri Funny (Amuzante) 4
Status1: Le stiu pe toate ....da-s maritate
Status2: La film pe Radio21
Status3: La multi ani celor cu nume de buruienimare e gardina lui Dumnezeu cu portile
deschise si prostii sar gardu...
Status4: Signing In...
Status5: Nu Ma Supar Ca Vorbesti Asa De Mult..Atata Timp Cat Tu Nu Te Superi Ca Eu Nu Te Ascult
Status6: Fara BUZZ ca-mi deranjezi neuronii ...
Status7: Nu deranja daca te simti cu musca pe caciula
Status8: Sunt singur si sunt sigur ca si tu esi sigura ca nu mai vrei sa fii singura
Status9: Nu doare ca nu te voi mai vedea...doare ca nu voi mai simti; nu doare ce a fost, ci ce va fi...fara tine
Status10: Barbatii sunt ca jocul de carti.
Status11: Ai nevoie de o INIMA sa ii cuceresti, de o TREFLA sa te casatoresti, de INIMA NEAGRA sa ii suporti, de o CRUCE sa scapi de ei
Status12: Un barbat intelept nu isi contrazice nevasta.
Status13: El asteapta pina o face ea singura.
Status14: Cum iti asterni, cum vine altul si se culca in locul tau
Status15: de profesie gigolo - caut loc de munca
Status2: La film pe Radio21
Status3: La multi ani celor cu nume de buruienimare e gardina lui Dumnezeu cu portile
deschise si prostii sar gardu...
Status4: Signing In...
Status5: Nu Ma Supar Ca Vorbesti Asa De Mult..Atata Timp Cat Tu Nu Te Superi Ca Eu Nu Te Ascult
Status6: Fara BUZZ ca-mi deranjezi neuronii ...
Status7: Nu deranja daca te simti cu musca pe caciula
Status8: Sunt singur si sunt sigur ca si tu esi sigura ca nu mai vrei sa fii singura
Status9: Nu doare ca nu te voi mai vedea...doare ca nu voi mai simti; nu doare ce a fost, ci ce va fi...fara tine
Status10: Barbatii sunt ca jocul de carti.
Status11: Ai nevoie de o INIMA sa ii cuceresti, de o TREFLA sa te casatoresti, de INIMA NEAGRA sa ii suporti, de o CRUCE sa scapi de ei
Status12: Un barbat intelept nu isi contrazice nevasta.
Status13: El asteapta pina o face ea singura.
Status14: Cum iti asterni, cum vine altul si se culca in locul tau
Status15: de profesie gigolo - caut loc de munca
Statusuri Funny (Amuzante) 3
Status1: Ai pierdut averi si bani, ai pierdut si ani de scoala, ai pierdut si grau-n spic, dar cand p*** ti se scoala parca n-ai pierdut nimic
Status2: Am fost arestata. Agentii m-au inchis pt posesie de prea multa frumusete. Cautiunea poate fi platita doar de cineva urat. Asa ca grabeste-te!
Status3: Asta-i fata ta din avatar ? Sau te strambi la mine ?
Status4: Participa la ziua nationala impotriva bolilor mintale. Trimite acest mesaj unui prieten retardat de pe messenger, asa cum am facut-o si eu
Status5: Dintzii tai sunt ca stelele de pe cer: de un galben orbitor shi la mare distantza unul de celalalt
Status6: Fie painea cat de rea, tot mai bun e cozonacul
Status7: Mama prostilor e mereu gravida
Status8: Daca-o freci cu bucurie, imposibil sa nu-nvie!
Status9: Orice lucru bun in viata e ilegal, imoral sau ingrasa
Status10: Decat intelectual, mai bine un amarat de miliardar!
Status11: Noua nu ne e frica de munca fiindca stim sa ne ferim de ea.
Status12: Ce poti face azi nu lasa pe maine, lasa pe poimaine ca poate nu o sa mai fie nevoie.
Status13: Cine ride la urma, gindeste mai incet
Status14: Timpul este cel mai bun profesor. Din pacate isi omoara toti elevii
Status15: Munca l-a creat pe om dar nici lenea nu l-a omorat
Status16: Astept secolul XXX
Status2: Am fost arestata. Agentii m-au inchis pt posesie de prea multa frumusete. Cautiunea poate fi platita doar de cineva urat. Asa ca grabeste-te!
Status3: Asta-i fata ta din avatar ? Sau te strambi la mine ?
Status4: Participa la ziua nationala impotriva bolilor mintale. Trimite acest mesaj unui prieten retardat de pe messenger, asa cum am facut-o si eu
Status5: Dintzii tai sunt ca stelele de pe cer: de un galben orbitor shi la mare distantza unul de celalalt
Status6: Fie painea cat de rea, tot mai bun e cozonacul
Status7: Mama prostilor e mereu gravida
Status8: Daca-o freci cu bucurie, imposibil sa nu-nvie!
Status9: Orice lucru bun in viata e ilegal, imoral sau ingrasa
Status10: Decat intelectual, mai bine un amarat de miliardar!
Status11: Noua nu ne e frica de munca fiindca stim sa ne ferim de ea.
Status12: Ce poti face azi nu lasa pe maine, lasa pe poimaine ca poate nu o sa mai fie nevoie.
Status13: Cine ride la urma, gindeste mai incet
Status14: Timpul este cel mai bun profesor. Din pacate isi omoara toti elevii
Status15: Munca l-a creat pe om dar nici lenea nu l-a omorat
Status16: Astept secolul XXX
Statusuri Funny (Amuzante) 2
Status1: Asa pisica tii cainele ocupat peste 20 soareci de lup secunde canar un arici idiot. Acum citeste fara animale
Status2: Esti o fiinta atat de draguta, politicoasa, frumoasa, sincera, spirituala si unica pe aceasta lume...
Status3: Primeste urarile mele de bine si aceste minciuni nevinovate.
Status4: Viata este o boala grea, trasmisa pe cale sexuala !
Status5: In lumea asta exista 2 tipuri de personae: EU si personae care si-ar dori sa fie ca mine!
Status6: Trei maimute au scapat de la Zoo. Una a fost prinsa uitandu-se la TV, alta jucand fotbal, iar a treia vorbeste cu mine pe Messenger
Status7: De ce cainii sunt mai buni ca femeile: te asculta cand tipi la ei, nu fac cumparaturi, orice tip poate avea un caine care arata bine
Status8: I love you......... I need you..........I like you..........I vrea tu
Status9: Studiile expertzilor au dovedit ca un handicapat este online acum in lista mea de Messenger
Status10: In loc sa fie pe santier, toti taranii stau acum pe Messenger
Status11: Sunt intr-o clinica de dezintoxicare a dependentilor de Yahoo Messenger. Orice mesaj de incurajare e binevenit
Statusuri Funny (Amuzante)
Status1: Daca-o freci cu bucurie, imposibil sa nu-nvie!
Status2: Orice lucru bun in viata e ilegal, imoral sau ingrasa
Status3: Decat intelectual, mai bine un amarat de miliardar!
Status4: Noua nu ne e frica de munca fiindca stim sa ne ferim de ea.
Status5: Ce poti face azi nu lasa pe maine, lasa pe poimaine ca poate nu o sa mai fie nevoie.
Status6: Cine ride la urma, gindeste mai incet
Status7: Timpul este cel mai bun profesor. Din pacate isi omoara toti elevii
Status8: Munca l-a creat pe om dar nici lenea nu l-a omorat
Status9: De scurta poate fi oricat de lunga, numai de groasa sa nu fie prea subtire
Status10: Viata-i grea - da-i scurta
Status11: Ai carte, pregateste-te de moarte
Status12: Cine-i harnic si munceste are tot ce vrea.....cine-i smecher si chiuleste are tot asa.
Status13: Einstein... a murit, Newton... a murit,... nici eu nu ma simt prea bine
Status14: Singura bucurie a oamenilor casataoriti este sa participe la casatoria altora!... O bucurie diabolica
Status15: Decat mult si fara rost mai bine putzin si prost
Status16: Sesiunea trece, studentii raman!
Status17: Mai bine burtos de la bere decat cocosat de la munca
Status18: Omul dat pe brazda e un fel de bou
Status19: Fereasca Dumnezeu de ceasul rau ca si daca il intorci tot nu merge
Status20: Nu fura! Guvernul ureste competitia
Status21: Noi ucidem timpul, dar el ne ingroapa
Status22: Nu e padure fara uscaturi.... norocul celor ce cauta lemne de foc
Statusuri Funny in Engleza
Status1: Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that'll make you smile
Status2: God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt
Status3: If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now.
Status4: I can't be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don't wake me up from this dream For it's all of you that I can keep
Status5: As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?
Status6: I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want!! When i wake up i'll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so !!Leave me alone!!
Status7: Looking in the mirror Here's what I see A sad little girl staring back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that's not who she really is And it's not who she wants to be I know this because that little girl is Me
Status8: Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it's true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
Status9: Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn't mean it. It's like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don't talk to me and slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and my door is always open, life wouldn't be the same without you by me every step of the way.
Status10: You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
Status11: I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
Status12: The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
Status13: If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
Status14: I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
Right now I'm dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music
Status15: This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I'm at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
Status2: God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt
Status3: If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now.
Status4: I can't be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don't wake me up from this dream For it's all of you that I can keep
Status5: As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?
Status6: I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want!! When i wake up i'll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so !!Leave me alone!!
Status7: Looking in the mirror Here's what I see A sad little girl staring back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that's not who she really is And it's not who she wants to be I know this because that little girl is Me
Status8: Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it's true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
Status9: Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn't mean it. It's like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don't talk to me and slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and my door is always open, life wouldn't be the same without you by me every step of the way.
Status10: You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
Status11: I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
Status12: The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
Status13: If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
Status14: I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
Right now I'm dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music
Status15: This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I'm at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
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