Statusuri in Engleza

Status1. Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
Status 2. Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean
things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone
you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to
think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don’t talk to me and
slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and
my door is always open, life wouldn’t be the same without you by me
every step of the way
Status 3. Im not addicted…I’m just affraid of that voice that says ‘goodbye’
Status 4. My two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and
procrastination. I’m away from the Internet now…I’ll work on
procrastination later
Status 5. I hate it when someone asks me ‘If everyone else jumped off a
bridge, would you do it too?’ So, I’m on my way to go jump off a bridge
because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I
won’t be jumping just because everyone else did!
Status 6. Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted.
Status 7. If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in
order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I’ll be gone long, and
if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay,
talk, I will return within seconds
Status 8. Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too
nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you
smile
Status 9. God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt
Status 10. If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now